Carole Middleton looked old and haggard as she arrived for yet another day of sitting in the Queen’s private box at the Wimbledon tennis matches.
It’s a first!
Kate Middleton’s skirt did not fly up over her head, or expose her derriere or other nether regions at last weekend’s wedding of wealthy aristocrats Lady Melissa Percy and Thomas Van Strawberry.
The British are getting tired and fed-up with the ever-maneuvering Middletons, especially with Mamma Carole Middleton, who is now trumpeted by none other than "Tattler Magazine" (a very upper-crust fusion of Vogue and The Enquirer) as being the new "power behind the throne," due mostly to her insistence upon controlling William and Kate, and now getting her talons into the new royal baby.
Where will Kate Middleton and Prince William’s baby be born?
It’s a mystery.
Do you think that Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, is pregnant herself, or using a surrogate?
They are laying low.
Yes. Call it a "tour of Scotland" if you like, but Prince William and Kate Middleton literally disappeared from London just before Easter, and then popped up quite unexpectedly in Scotland with Prince Charles on what some London newspapers called "a tour."
I called him "Purple Shirt Man" until a few days ago.
Look at the moving white coat, the stick-thin legs encased in black tights, and a shank of brown hair. Why, its...Kate Middleton. And she’s...
What’s the deal with Kate Middleton’s stiletto heels?
Quick, quick, hurry, hurry!